ralphwigguum:

Lets not forget this joke was made before the UN actually decieded to do this

captain-zanthura:

purridot:

you either die a hero

or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian

Who hurt this man

iiwillmindfuckyou:

does anyone else reason with their period?? like ‘ok i have to do this very important thing in 2 weeks so if you come tomorrow i won’t be mad’

mrbenwyatt:

ghostcongregation:

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

bravely-defaulting:

“haha wow you draw? that’s cool i can’t even draw-”

you can’t even draw a stick figure i know alright i know i know i know it okay alright fine it’s fine i know i’ve heard this i know you can’t okay alright enough please okay

"Worry about your character, not your reputation. Your character is who you are. Your reputation is who people think you are" - (via black-culture)

priestmahad:

it’s so wild that this terrorists roommate heard this guy say “I’m going to kill a bunch of black people” and though ‘haha what a funny joke bro’ like it really shows why these racist “joke” aren’t jokes in the slightest but a reflection of that persons true character.

eaudrey35:

screengeniuz:

nikkisshadetree:

thoughtsofablackgirl:

Devin.

Devin 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

CLAP. BACK.

yes all of this

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

vine:

Spring

THIS IS WHAT VINES ARE MEANT FOR

"We get so worried about being pretty. Let’s be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong." - Britt Nicole   (via apolohgy)